


Reviews on this site are now ranked out of 5 beards... because stars are just too mainstream.
Review: Aquaman
https://www.weekendnotes.com/aquaman-film-review/166175/
Review: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
https://www.weekendnotes.com/spider-man-into-the-spider-verse-film-review/
Review: Creed 2
https://www.weekendnotes.com/creed-2-film-review/
Review: Robin Hood
https://www.weekendnotes.com/robin-hood-film-review/165212/
Review: The Nutcracker and the Four Realms
https://www.weekendnotes.com/the-nutcracker-four-realms-film-review/
Review: Widows
“An interesting heist movie without an interesting heist” Widows is kinda sold through the trailer as a tougher version of Ocean’s 8, but...
Review: Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
“The Harry Potter universe continues to grow, but like a middle aged man who over eats. It’s mostly around the mid-section” The...
Review: Bohemian Rhapsody
“Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?" Behinds the scenes drama, a director fired, a stellar performance. This film was in danger...
Review: A Star is Born
“A star is born again...” Hollywood history is full of remakes and reimagining. Many remakes come and go in forgettable fashion, added...
Review: First Man
“Neil Armstrong reaches for the moon in a realistic, understated way, that whilst impressively filmed, fails to fully immerse you in the...
Review: Bad Times at the El Royale
“Dark dramatic comedy finally returns to the screen, but doesn’t quite have the bite I was hoping for.” Bad Times at the El Royale was a...
Review: Venom
“Eddie Brock gets a parasite in his system, and instead of spending the rest of the movie on the toilet, he runs through the second half...
Review: Ladies In Black
“Warm, funny, not too Australian. A great movie for an afternoon at the cinema.” Ladies in Black, based on a musical (which I was unaware...
Review: The House with a Clock in the Wall
“An old school style family film with just enough to keep you interested” This film feels like it would have been great had Tim Burton...
Review: The Predator
“When in doubt, quote the first movie” The Predator franchise has been around for 31 years. In that time, it has only produced four films...
Review: Crazy Rich Asians
“I see the 93% on Rotten Tomatoes. I see all the four star ratings. I see the box office success. What I didn’t see, was a film worthy of...
Review: Johnny English Strikes Again
“Better than the trailer suggested, but the word tired comes to mind often.” I must start this review with a disclaimer: I haven’t seen...
Review: BlackkKlansman
“Funny and entertaining, yet extremely potent and reminder that times may have changed, but they haven’t changed enough.” BlackkKlansman...
Review: The Meg
“When humans travel below the depths of ocean to discover a new world, they unwittingly unleash a series of inconsistent movie cliché’s...




















